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Why did the turkey cross the street twice ? To prove he wasn't a chicken.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "How much for a beer ?" The bartender says: "No charge for you."

A man walks into a dentist's office and says: "I think I'm a moth"
The dentist replies "I'd like to help you, but shouldn't you be sseing a psychiatrist ?"
"I am seeing a psychiatrist", the man replies.
The dentist says: "Well, then what are you doing here ?"
The man replies "Your light was on"

A doctor, an architect and a computer scientist are arguing about whose profession is the oldest. They go back to the Garden of Eden, and the doctor says: "The medical profession must be the oldest. Eve was made from Adam's rib, so God was clearly a doctor"
The architect does not agree. He says: "But in the beginning, the garden was empty and full of chaos, so God must have been an architect."
The computer scientist listened to them and that said: "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from ?"